how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
(via likeanamerrickan)
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords, via likeanamerrickan)
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
(via cheerchicka8)
